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DENTIST is the most suitable male profession - the only man that can tell a
woman when to open and when to shut her mouth, and get away with it.
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MY ELDERLY NEIGHBOR was promised a brief appointment with a dentist to have her new dentures fitted. After waiting over an hour in the dental chair, she complained to him about the long delay. "I guess you haven't noticed I have only two hands," he answered curtly. Unmoved by his excuse, she replied, "You knew thatwhen you put me in the chair." --Contributed to "All In a Day's Work" by Darlene Jackson
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IN MY BUSY DENTAL OFFICE, I see several patients at the same time. As soon as I finish with one, I run to the next room to resume treatment on another. One day,I returned to a second patient without saying good-by to the first. As my first patient was leaving, she gave a friendly wave. Acknowledging her, I said loudly,"By." My other patient obediently chomped down and bit my fingers. --Contributed to "All In a Day's Work" by Stiew Tan
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Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
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Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your
loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 7 o'clock tennis game.